Old the sayings are. Reimagined them I did. Yoda-style. Hmmm?

by Julie Frayn on June 8, 2012 in  Bric-a-brac

There are a lot of Yoda spoofs out there, turning grammar on its green pointy ear and stating things in Yoda-like syntax.  But sometimes the turns of phrase seem less like little green dude perfection, and more like a cheap imitation.  So I tried my hand at reimagining some old sayings Yoda style.   Just for fun on a happy Friday! Yo! Duh.

Feed you the hand does. Bite it you must not

Tricks new. Dogs old. Teach? You cannot.

A pig in shit, he is. Happy. Happy.

Laugh last you should. Laugh best you will.

By the light saber you live? Kill you it will

The beholder’s eye, beauty it sees

The Vader you do not know? Or the Vader you do? Better he is.

Again you say that, you can, you can.

When fall off a Tauntaun you do, get back on you must

Wait you must. Come, good things do. Come they do.

You do. You do not. No matter. Damned you will be.

Spite your face, do you? Then your nose you cut off.

If asleep you are, win you will not

Scratch my back you will.  Scratch it! Scratch it!

If curious you are, dead you will be.  You will be.

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Sheila June 8, 2012 at 5:11 pm

Always entertaining – I love Yoda :)

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Julie June 8, 2012 at 11:39 pm

He’s my favorite. Me and the guy in the next office have the same Yoda figurine on our desks. :) Yoda fever, it’s rampant!

Jester Queen June 8, 2012 at 10:56 pm

Mmmm. Send this to a good friend I must. My own personal Yoda she is.

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Julie June 8, 2012 at 11:40 pm

Honored I am. Pleased she will be.

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