Can I axe you a question?

by Julie Frayn on January 8, 2014 in  Writing

So, I don’t want to take anything for granite, but let me axe you a question. I shutter to think what your answer may be, but I’m a gluten for punishment.

You may know I’ve been writing a book or three or four. I’ve published two with more in the wings. To peak your interest, some of them have sex in them. For all intensive purposes, one could even be romance.

The first book was long in the writing. Fifteen years in fact. But patience is a virgin. I don’t want to be just a flash in the pants – never want to fade into Bolivian or make a skeptical of myself.

So let me make you a preposition. To be pacific, I’m asking for your support. Not to be too self-defecating, but now that I’m full into mental pause, I defiantly need your help.

Quick, buy my books. Before I’m lying prostate gasping for my last breathe or before I do something that shows a vagrant disregard for the law and end up in the penile system.

I may appear strong and confident, but I’m not inflammable. I need you all. Alot.

Alot Alot.

(all errors, misspellings, and malapropisms above were made with intention and flagrant disregard for grammatical etiquette. And it was FUN).

 

{ 7 comments… read them below or add one }

JoAnne Simson January 8, 2014 at 7:09 pm

Julie,
As you know, I’ve already bought your books. Suicide city was a gripper! I haven’t read #2 yet, but now that I’m back home from the holidays, I should get to it. It’s sitting patiently on my Kindle (along with other darlings).
Just got back from New York and thought of you (and your baby girl) while I was there.
Cute marketing ploy! Good luck.

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Julie Frayn January 8, 2014 at 7:37 pm

Thanks, Jo Anne! I hope you enjoy the second one. Maybe the third will be ready when you’re done :). Sigh, New York. I so want to return.

Carolyn Frayn January 8, 2014 at 7:20 pm

Now I’m going to “hear” your emails with an accent… “axe you a question”… patience is a virgin, lol…

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Julie Frayn January 8, 2014 at 7:37 pm

Patience has to be a virgin. It’s all I’ve got left… 😀

Carolyn Frayn January 8, 2014 at 8:34 pm

:)

Kathi January 8, 2014 at 7:27 pm

Youse on my list. :)

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Julie Frayn January 8, 2014 at 7:38 pm

Urine trouble then. heheh… used it after all 😀

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