- Only wear the clothes that fit me. Stop trying to stuff and fold myself into the I Wish jeans and the bottom of my drawer.
- Write. Write. Write some more.
- Do not spill red wine onto my keyboard. Or down my cleavage. Again.
- Figure out a new title for Suicide City. Re-titling is hard and sucks eggs! Mmmm, eggs.
- Repeat resolution 2.
Daily, obsessively, maniacallyJust once and very casually, check Queryshark to see if I am her chum and if she is ready to feast on bird meat.- Get off my ass.
- Repeat resolution 5 at the expense of resolution 7.
- Mourn failing at resolution 7. Have some wine. Refer to resolution 3.
- Blog, tweet, write.
- Only wear the clothes that fit me. Donate I Wish jeans to charity. Or maybe just hack them into little bits.
Resolutions for this week
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